By Radley West
Something happens to them in the summer.
During the cooler months, life is reasonable. We go on walks at normal times. We spend time outside without unnecessary drama. Everyone behaves predictably.
Then summer arrives, and the decision-making declines.
For example, the humans now insist on walking at very strange hours. Either very early, when I should be sleeping, or later in the evening, when I have already settled in for the night.
They say things like, “It’s too hot.” I agree. That’s why I pace myself and lie down frequently.
They could learn from me.
Another issue is hydration. The humans suddenly carry water bottles everywhere, which I support. However, I have noticed that my water bowl is not always refilled with the same urgency. This feels like a missed priority.
There are also more outings. Bags get packed. Doors open and close. Sometimes they leave without me, which raises serious questions about leadership and loyalty.
When I do go along, I am expected to behave in public, as if I am not responsible for monitoring every person, dog, and squirrel in the area.
I continue to do my job.
Despite their questionable decisions, I remain patient. Summer is clearly a challenging time for humans. They require guidance, supervision, and occasional reminders to slow down and find a shady spot.
Luckily, I am highly trained in all of these areas.
Anyway, I need to go check on the squirrels.
—Tipsy
Radley West is married to Dr. Andrew West and together they own Anytime Fitness Lake Murray and 33/18 Chiropractic Associates. Radley is a gym owner and personal trainer with more than 20 years of experience helping people achieve non-traditional health goals. She and her team approach fitness by teaching clients to build better habits and create sustainable, feel-good fitness and nutrition routines—no need for intense six-pack aspirations (unless that’s your thing).
